INTRODUCING SHARKFACE

I'm one quarter shark and three quarters young dude. I can breathe underwater and run through the jungle. My name is Sharkface… Chomp chomp.

All My Friends love Sundays. It’s the best cause we can all go down to the Golden Gate Hotel and drink some beers and not be discriminated against because we look a bit different. Yes I have a sharkface, no I don’t necessarily want to bite you. Keep looking at my gills like that and maybe I will.

I usually head down with T-Bones and the Salty Badger, because the concept of the party is about friendship, but sometimes we attract attention because one of us is a giant piece of meat, I have a sharkface, and the other is well…a salty Badger. Sometimes I think about eating T-Bones, but the feeling usually passes.

Here is a picture of us at the Golden Gate Hotel in South Melbourne, excuse my drawing, sometimes I get the perspective wrong because my eyes are on the side of my nose.